First 4 Months Accomplishments
Have
a stiff drink close at hand before reading this!
Observations
on the President's Early Days:
1. Offended the Queen of England.
2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia.
3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.
4. Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek.
5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia.
6. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no
pre-conditions.
7. Gave away billions to AIG also without
pre-conditions.
8. Expanded the bailouts.
9. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special
Olympian.
10. Doubled our national debt.
11. Announced a termination of the space defense
system the day after
the North Koreans launched an ICBM.
12. Despite the urgings of his own CIA director and
the prior 4 CIA
directors, released information on intelligence
gathering.
13. Accepted without public comment the fact that
five of his cabinet
members cheated on their taxes and two others
withdrew after they
couldn't take the heat.
14. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who quickly
identified as
"dangers to the nation", groups including veterans
of the military, and
opponents to abortion on demand, and who ordered
that the word
"terrorism" no longer be used but instead referred
to such acts as "man
made disasters".
15. Circled the globe so he could openly apologize
for America's
greatness.
16. Told the Mexican President that the violence in
their country was because of us.
17. Politicized the census by moving it into the
White House from its
Department of Commerce origins.
18. Appointed as Attorney General the man who
orchestrated the forced
removal and expulsion from America to Cuba of a
nine-year old whose
mother died trying to bring him to a life of freedom
in theUnited States.
19. Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took
down three terrorists
who threatened one American life and the next day
announces members
of the Bush administration will likely stand trial
for "torturing" a terrorist who
had played a part in killing 3000 Americans by
pouring water up their nose.
20. Flew Air Force One over New York City.
21. Sent his National Defense Advisor to Europe to
assure Europe that
the US will no longer treat Israel in a special
manner and they might be
on their own with the Muslims.
22. Began the process of nationalizing the Auto
Industry and the
Insurance industry.
23. Announced that for intents and purposes the
Health Insurance
Industry will be nationalized.
1360 more days to go... God help us all! |
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